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четвер, 13 березня 2014 р.

Choose Death: Revisiting TWILIGHT's Junky Delirium.

Posted on 07:50 by jackichain

"Young girl with fire / something said she understood /
I wanted to fly / she made me feel like I could...." 
- Neil Diamond  ("Shilo" - song about his childhood anima playmate)

"but we can fly... with these!" -  John Lennon 
(showing heroin pills [?] to Yoko  - John and Yoko: A Love Story TVM- 1985)

"You're like my own private brand of heroin"
--Edward Cullen (to Bella)

"When you're on junk you don't drink" - W.S. Burroughs (Junky)

"I never drink... wine." - Dracula

"My name is Bela Lugosi... I've been a morphine addict for twenty years."
-- (Martin Landau) - Ed Wood

Bella, flanked by cumbersome breathers
Vampirism is every girl's dream if she be faire and smart enough to see when a hottie in the mirror looketh back and to know, if she's ever to bid surcease time's incessant pawing, it's now or never. Small price, killing off your inner Snow White soul via a lugubrious huntsman, to keep that hottie smiling back. And if there's no such thing as vampirism or eternal youth, well, some drugs come close. Slowing things down, killing the appetite and sleep cycle, drugs, love, and vampirism replace glazed-eyed homogenous breather-eater lockstep with an unending thirst.

For the first four films of the Twilight saga, Bella wisely wants to get undead while she's still got that pale flawless skin (her mothers' already shows the results of age and prolonged sun). And that is just one reason why I believe the series so subversive. Bella chooses death. She subverts the fairy tale maturity myth, jamming a crowbar into the wheel of time, making the saga a kind of alcoholic-addict fantasia wherein the enchanted bower is returned to out of clear conscience. She's hip to the banality of 'the right choice.' You can argue she merely chooses Edward (Robert Pattinson) and death goes with the deal. You can argue he's a pretty creepy specimen (old enough to be her great-great grandfather, stalking her and watching her sleep all night after climbing in the window) but he's not a real person. He's a daemon lover / arrested animus projection! The Twilight saga doesn't reflect the move from bleak Cinderella attic to magic pumpkin coach to married princess -- which would mirror a girl's transition from child to adulthood-- but the reverse. Bella moves from sunny Florida girl to the eternally cloudy Forks like its some castle tower prison. In that sense the series is more a Greek tragedy, wherein unresolved past issues come burbling up to drag our heroine back down into the mucky-muck. But there's also a conscious decision on her part, the Campbell mantra of "when falling, dive." She's a Snow White who makes the conscious decision to go back to sleep because she can't be bothered with an awake Prince Charming with all the cumbersome breathing, snoring, bathroom issues, and boring functions one must endure with such a dubious prize.


And the idea that Edward has nothing else in his life to do other than stalk her is creepy sure, but also relevant to the daemonic animus, being the half of us in shadow while our daily waking egoic consciousness goes about its day, the one who literally has no life without us, and is most active while we're asleep (and vice versa). There is no sun or blue sky for the animus. It can only run loose when our conscious is asleep (or, if we're artists and writers, performers or mystics or schizophrenics, truly awake). Edward's daemon lover archetype ancestry stretches back to grim roots, down deep to Eros and Psyche and up through the Romantic poetry of Keats and Shelley, the daemon undead druggy lovers of Coleridge, Poe and La Fanu finally up to the Anne Rice 90s before climbing up to the ultimate teenage Gothic flowering, Edward.

I recently re-watched the entire series as it was all playing on one cable channel or other last month, and after the entirety of around 12 hours of film it definitely holds up, especially if you really like dark purples, which I do. And lastly, it's great because, for me at least, it's guilt-free, there's no objectification of the females, rather we have a rare example of the 'female gaze' and the sole sex appeal comes from the boys, which does nothing for me turn-on wise, hence no guilt. Rather it compels me to realize that maybe my vague discomfort is how most women go through their movie watching life, enduring vast stretches of their boyfriend's chosen strippers and bloody gunfights. In Twilight: New Moon Bella goes to the local cinema with her mortal, age-appropriate friend Jessica (Anna Kendrick) and coming out laments how crappy the film was, mainly as there's "No hot guys kissing anybody." Imagine, a film daring to lament such a shallow thing. Then I remember Dracula again, Bela Lugosi commenting on the film's appeal to women:
 "It is women who bear the race in bloody agony. Suffering is a kind of horror. Blood is a kind of horror. Women are born with horror in their very bloodstream... It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it..." 
And also, in a way, it is the woman in me, my own dream lover anima, my ego's dark unconscious shadow, who loves Bella as a projector screen for herself, as it allows her in turn to look out through my eyes and then through Bella's eyes, for each anima and animus has their own inner daemons to work through, and so it goes, in fractals either direction. My anima rewards me with dreams of paradise (which for some reason is a cavernous sub basement under my suburban childhood/teenager neighbor's house hot springs with concrete floors and strange books on benches and vague memories of having a fling with the mother, who is not the same mother who actually lived there. Her husband's always away, and if I can find my way down there, she meets me if so inclined. I've never gotten even to first with her (it's not that kind of dream) but I wake up thrilled, longing to recapture my memories of this hidden underground sanctuary. It looks like a cross between some secret room in a Vincent Price movie, the basement lair of Hammer's THE REPTILE, and Carfax Abbey's ruined Gothic basement and Bellevue's old hydrotherapy room.

And maybe I am prejudiced; Dracula is my favorite horror character. Bela Lugosi is my favorite horror actor, and next to William S. Burroughs, also my favorite junky. And even Bella's name conjures him, so it's sad that so many critics I normally respect tow the party line with the Twilight series, never seeing past the 'teen phenomenon' hooplah. Meanwhile these critics respect, some even revere, the more boy-friendly Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, and Star Wars sagas, which have twenty films between them (so far) and about that same number of  lines spoken by women. Unless they're princesses to be admired from afar, to be kissed before they turn out to be your own sister, and so forth, women seem to be unwelcome in these franchises, yet these films get way more respect in general critical consensus. I can only guess Twilight's detractors are nerds who've never done drugs, or had more than one girl or boy interested in them at the same time.

If you're like me, with a loud, bothersome anima who withholds great sentence structure and inspiration from your writing on a whim, then you know she loves movies that feature crazy women she can project onto; and so you know she will reward thee with vast acres of flowing prose when she gets to lock onto an Angelina Jolie in Girl Interrupted or a Natalie Portman in Black Swan, or a Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion, or even Anthony Perkins in Psycho. (Right at the moment I wrote his name, Bogie says "You're a good man, sister" behind me - synchronicitous!)  Twilight's rife with such crazy feminine. My anima loves that it is not life-affirming but a solid romantic mood poem-- tortured as Edward Burne-Jones trying to score laudanum at the strip mall-- and an exoneration of the death wish underwriting everything from self-cutting and anorexia to just partying like there's no tomorrow or even just sleeping late and missing school, going from rainy day Gloomy Sunday blues to hooking up with a pallid junky and getting involved in 'the life,' understanding what that means, fully cognizant of all that will be lost, yet nonetheless daring to answer 'not to be' when Hamlet asks his mortal question.


Only rubes would think such a choice false next to the demands of the 'paternal' life-choosing next-stage animus, i.e. the result when woman's daemonic lover turns to inner critic and lecturer, who endorses sanctified institutions without question, trusting doctors, school principals, fathers, husbands, and politicians over her own better judgment. This new animus argues over SUV parking spots at the kids' soccer practice, feels the need to remodel the kitchen, honor PTA appointments, hire babysitters, monitor their children's friend choices, and even approves her own gradual arrival at an assisted living domicile. We can see women dominated by this stage of the animus in the Tea Party -- Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, and Ann Coulter -- they let their animus possess them at the expense of their own gender's liberty. It's only near the final 'second childishness' stage of Shakespeare's seven ages the "mere oblivion,"  sans taste, sans eyes, that the younger daemon lover animus returns, to shepherd these 'healthy' choice-making woman into the void. This is even pictured in New Moon, wherein Bella dreams of being all super old and Edward as young as ever, waiting patiently all this time for her to be done with the 'living' he so wishes for her. 

To understand the beauty of Bella's rejection of this fate takes perhaps the mindset of the addict, the sort of girl who stays upstairs reading fantasy novels when the sun's out or the one who's depressed and in misery (and in school) until a hot older drug dealer sweeps her off her feet. Some girls just can't wait for the gradual fade-to-black. Some girls are too enamored of the daemon lover to let him go for the duration of her adult life on the vague promise he'll be back at the end. Sure the choice to stick with him is not healthy but who cares? The women who choose to keep their daemon as their animus are our romantic heroines in the truest sense -- for don't forget that forsaking the daemon may allow her to exit the fantasy and enter the social order (to upgrade animus projections to, say, her shrink), but who needs another normal well-adjusted girl? Not the readers and seers and livers-in of fantasy. 
"Many myths and fairy tales tell of a prince, who has been turned into an animal or a monster by sorcery, being saved by a woman. This is a symbolic representation of the development of the animus toward consciousness. Often the heroine may ask no questions of her mysterious lover, or she is only allowed to meet him in darkness..." - Marie-Louise von Franz

Consider Bella and Edward's break-up early on in New Moon: his 'heroic' attempt to rescue her from himself, to usher her from the faerie bower and into the next stage of her development: the camera wobbles when it shows Bella, we feel her knees getting weak and the stars going around, the drop of anguish cutting through her voice, but the camera is straight and calm cutting over to him, accenting his total emotional coldness. She staggers off, disoriented, winds up sleeping in the forest, a kind of refusal to go back to normal. Rather than following his advice she courts death actively, all but daring him not to come to her rescue.

 Reality is seldom operating anywhere close to a teenager's inner state. Myths are truer in that sense; they are not at all sentimental, for as Jung notes: "Sentimentality is a superstructure covering brutality" (ala John Ford); they are terrifying because they unveil that which was hidden for a reason. They are beguiling, addictive; once the light is shown over that shadowed corner of the psyche, the grateful prisoner chained in that corner rewards you with hordes of little treasures its stolen from you on the sly ever since you repressed him into that dark corner (usually around your first day of school): bottles of endorphins and dopas and artistic inspiration its fermenting for just such an illumination. Gradually he gives out less and less for more and more liberty to run rampant in your psyche. There's a thin line between being rewarded with one's own treasures and being held hostage in the zone between a daemonic dream lover's ardent wooing and drug addiction, and crossing that line has its own delirious Stockholm syndrome high if you know how to treat the agonies and despair of withdrawal as just another kind of masochistic kick, the muscle ache and burning skin just love 'not given lightly' by your inner whiplash girl child in the dark.

"The pain was my only evidence he was real." - Bella 
Enlightenment doesn't occur from sitting around visualizing images of light, but from integrating the darker aspects of the self into the conscious personality. -- Jung
Blood, the life, love: over the course of five films Bella never has a single real hobby other than desire for Edward, anything else engaged in just a distraction; bringing junked motorcycles onto the reservation for Jake (the werewolf) to fix isn't because she likes him romantically but because the image of Edward shows up whenever she does 'something stupid' - i.e. crashing into a tree. Her various suicide attempts conjure the spirit of Edward saying "Bella, don't" - trying to wrap her in his overprotective shroud, playing the latter stage animus in place of the dream lover (as above, the promise to return at her death bed). But Bella's misery wobble framing steadies around Jake and Stewart shows she's a far better actress than given credit for, as she modulates brilliantly from pale, shocked jiltee, to anguished grieving misery, to playful and sharp-witted, as often happens when one can see and tell the person they're hanging with is in love with them, a captive audience. Bella's using him, really, as exploitative in her way as the first poison-brained white trader to swap furs and bear skins for two-cent trinkets. And using someone to get over someone else is not cool, yet how else are you going to do it?


And that's why Bella is so great both as a character and as Stewart's performance: she is not just one person, she has many facets and not all of them are admirable but Stewart plays the less admirable as if they were admirable --she doesn't know the difference but we do. When geeky mouth breathing classmate Mike (Michael Welch) finds out she's been dumped, he awkwardly asks her to the movies and she snaps, "How about 'Face Punch' have you seen that?" I love that line! The kind of thing that one would say in a cafeteria as a reworking of "how about I punch you in your stupid face?" That Face Punch turns out to be a real movie hardly matters to the brilliance of the line--its refreshing savagery. It probably wasn't even a real movie before she mentioned it. She creates the future before her like a reverse wake, like a zipper uniting the conscious and unconscious halves of psychic jacket, Edward and Jacob zipped together into androgyne Bela.


I can really only think of one or two heroines in film who measure up to that level of realistic fuckerwithery: Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind and Cathy in Wuthering Heights. Out of touch critics in the house can't rear back like startled horses over those ladies' behaviors as they do with Bella's, because they're old established classics, written by, not surprisingly, female authors. Each has a character smart enough to act like she doesn't know it, who slouches and mopes and takes advantage of seeming obtainable but is really quite grandiose and fierce, who plays coy and clueless about how much various boys are crazy over her, a total of traits that, in the rom-com world, would be the purview of bitchy villains, not protagonists. Each has two boys mad for her -- one wild and one anemic -- the twist in Twilight is that the wan, pale anemic one is the true love choice -- the vibrant anima mundi-reflection of the Jake / Rhett / Heathcliff is relegated to the lesser mortal bin; Edward's name even sounds like Edgar, who marries Cathy and becomes as subjected to her as Jake is at the mercy of Bella in Twilight. 

It's this reversal I most resonate with, because Bella is more than just one of a series of female-penned ball-busting manipulating wantons daring to reappropriate the gaze, she is also one of the 'hurrah for the next who dies'-style lost generation, the modernist woman 'who chooses death,' realizing in it an honest choice truer than the one of life and health and mortality because among other things it's a choice that gives her a chance to stare down her fears, to embrace the demon and daemon, to ride over the cliff and into legend. Such women include Evelyn Venable in Death Takes a Holiday, Kate Winslet in Titanic, Assumpta Serna in Matador, both chicks in Thelma and Louise, Ava Gardner in Pandora and the Flying Dutchman, Dietrich in Morocco and Dishonored, Sherri Moon Zombie in The Devil's Rejects.  Only by deliberately choosing to act against their own 'best' interests--with gaggles of men and authority figures trying to talk them out of--can these romantic feminine characters be free. Whether that freedom lasts another week or a few hours is irrelevant, except the sooner death comes the sweeter the terrifying narcotic immediacy of the remaining life. (see: Twilight's Cinematic Ancestors). The movie ends either way, why not go out before the credits so you can at least pretend the movie never ends?


As relevant as Twilight's reversal-of-logical-maturation metaphor to death or addiction is the solitary life--spent largely with the unconscious, getting to know, as it were, one's second self through allowing it free reign at the typewriter. All good free-flowing inspired poetic 'flights of fancy' come from the writer's daemonic, the animus or anima. this end my favorite of the five Twilight films has been New Moon, mainly because the brilliant intertextual use of Bella's birthday to invoke a range of age-related fears and longings (including the dream where she's super old, perhaps the most honest and strangely honest metaphysical rendering of birthdays since 2001), and a high school English class assignment, Romeo and Juliet, which contextualizes both Bella's various adrenalin-rush seeking self-destructive behavior (she becomes, as her human friend says, disapprovingly, an adrenalin junky) as well as the more obvious (and fascinating) 'rescue' of said animus, preventing it from dissolving and reforming as the next phase of adult maturity takes over and the buzzkill 'always right' tea party drip, the safety-first counselor moves in: "Bela, stop."

Addicts surely relate, but even more cogently than Romeo and Juliet, Twilight's arc of Bella's pitiless insistence on becoming a vampire reminds me of Antigone, wherein she chooses to disobey the law to not bury her brother, knowing full well it ensures her death. This loyalty to the dead to the point of a conscious, clear-eyed choice results in a prime illustration of the way feminine contrary fearlessness conquers even fate and you get to tell all the smarmy idiots who 'just want what's best for you' to fuck off:
"I shall lie down
With him in death, and I shall be as dear
To him as he to me.
It is the dead
Not the living, who make the longest demands:
We die for ever… "  -- Antigone 
For Romeo there's more grief at work fueled by brashness, rather than Antigone's (or Bella's) cool detached insistence on being 'changed.' Consider Romeo's speech:
"... I still will stay with thee,
And never from this palace of dim night
Depart again. Here, here will I remain
With worms that are thy chamber maids. Oh, here
Will I set up my everlasting rest,
And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last.
Arms, take your last embrace. And, lips, O you
The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
A dateless bargain to engrossing death."
He's seeing death as a negative; he's waaay off. He's a hothead. World-weary flesh? He ain't never been anywhere. His act is one of youthful grandstanding, a poseur rather than Antigone's or Bella's cold, logical insistence, their refusal to judge death as negative. Sure she's annoyingly obsessive, sure she needs a hobby other than pining or mourning, but neither heroine (nor the ones in Wuthering Heights and Gone with the Wind) are in a 'reality' - they are in a story, a myth. That's the fundamental mistake of so many movies: they must somehow reflect 'reality' and set a 'good example.' Just look at the roster of Oscar nominations and you see it -- the moralizing, the historical heft, the inspiration. Who needs it? Shakespeare and the Greeks never cared for reality or setting good examples, rather they cared for myth, which is a deeper truth of the psyche, by which I mean the sum total of the unconscious and waking selves, the dream of night and the reality of day merged in the titular time, through symbol and archetypes and and performance, the only language the unconscious understands. Twilight cares only for sleep, for chasing the phantom shadows of the romantic animus and kicking the rescuing woodsmen to the curb, even diving after your merman to drown in the briny thrashing deep. Bella fixes herself to Thanatos like a lamprey, she stays true to her animus' original projection. And Stephanie Meyer's series is a success because there's no truth left in waking reality anyway ("Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens" - Jung), recognizing in their airbrushed pale-skinned phantom Edward the same thing that once hypnotized legions of Garbo lovers in the death dream silent theater of the 20s. They called them "Garbo widows."
 
... the animus is also sometimes represented as a demon of death. A gypsy tale, for example, tells of a woman living alone who takes in an unknown handsome wanderer and lives with him in spite of the fact that a fearful dream has warned her that he is the king of the dead. Again and again she presses him to say who he is. At first he refuses to tell her, because he knows that she will then die, but she persists in her demand. Then suddenly he tells her he is death. The young woman is so frightened that she dies. Looked at from the point of view of mythology, the unknown wanderer here is clearly a pagan father and god figure, who manifests as the leader of the dead (like Hades, who carried off Persephone). He embodies a form of the animus that lures a woman away from all human relationships and especially holds her back from love with a real man. A dreamy web of thoughts, remote from life..." - Marie-Louise von Franz

The mistake most Hollywood films make is to misinterpret Franz's "dreamy web of thoughts" as a condemnation, and to make sure their films have no such mistakes on the part of their heroines. But kids need to see their dark daemon webs onscreen --they don't need to see their lives, they see enough of them already, too much even. They don't need the visibly uncomfortable gym teacher creeping even into their most private reveries to caution them about protection. The unconscious is aggressively contemptuous of goodness and safety. The more one tries to eliminate all danger from their lives the farther away death becomes in their field of vision and the staler and duller real life becomes.

And so it is that Twilight draws hostility from critics who perhaps lack enough self awareness to realize their vision has grown dull and stale, too blind to their own opposite-gendered unconscious archetypes to question their initial hostility. I admit I'm prejudiced. When I first starting drinking, for example, I was progressively warned never to drink alone, or to drink in the morning, lest I become alcoholic. But I couldn't just find people to hang with at any hour of the day, and drinking in the morning was a miraculous way to alleviate hangovers and make the whole day rosy. Of course they were right and I almost killed myself a dozen times over and had to stop drinking altogether after a paltry 14 year-run. But I regret nothing! And if heroin had been offered to me, or speed, I probably would have gone for that, too. Now it's cigarettes. Everytime I see some woman on TV with no fingers or throat or hair croaking her warnings about smoking through her tubes I just mute the sound like I'm sure Poe's Prospero wishes he could have done that striking clock chime at his Masque of the Red Death. But these are the choices we make. And if more people made conscious choices to destroy themselves in these slow brilliant ways maybe our world wouldn't be so gruesomely overpopulated, or our country wouldn't be going bankrupt from too many old people still alive and draining Social Security, Medicare, and union pensions for all future generations, as doctors spend our children's future to keep these viejos alive for one more grueling month. It's only when we're no longer afraid of death that we can truly be free, and take our crowbar out of the spokes of the circle of life. In this sense, Twilight is like a lone dark spot in the unending light, or a light in the darkness - what's the difference.

We see a bit of western civilization's knee-jerk pro-life need for consideration in New Moon, wherein Edward dumps Bella, and flees with family in tow but she can get him to appear by risking her safety foolishly, forcing him to move from  demon lover to paternal but neglectful lecturer, telling her to turn around and so forth. It's great because we hate Edward for causing her so much pain, we relish with her the chance to bother him through such disregard for personal safety, forcing him to reveal a stern buzzkill authoritarianism that is utterly without effect or genuine authority.

It's so bitterly fitting as a counter to that that even after director of the first film Catherine Hardwicke scored big, she's replaced by a guy, Chris Weitz, for subsequent films, the guy borrowing a lot of her aesthetic sense but quietly draining it of at least half Hardwicke's fairy tale Jungian archetypal contexts, animal and color symbolism (not for nothing Edward is first met sitting next to a stuffed white owl, wings outstretched and claws preparing to clutch its unwary prey, in science class) but the first thing a film company does when they see a woman has made a hit film is to take over the sequel and kick her to the curb so she doesn't queer up this hit 'they've' lucked onto, so here I'll just quote a woman, from one of the few mainstream sites worth a damn, The Guardian:
"Twilight the film has been a massive success, but its audience is dismissed as fangirls, groupies, teenyboppers, airheads. It is sneered at by the same critics who misogynistically savaged Sex and the City and Mamma Mia, two other films made for women, with such blatant transparency. Strange that the belittling should be so vociferous; we women are the biggest group in the world, yet our viewpoint is ridiculed and denied, our testimony ignored. But that's the way it goes. The studios will use Twilight's profits to fund more films in which there are no decent roles for women, no women in major positions behind the scenes, no women directors. That's happened with Twilight's sequel: Hardwicke has been sacked and replaced by the guy who made The Golden Compass. The female gaze has been blinded yet again." -Bidisha, Guardian 2009."
I wouldn't go that far, Chris Weitz does an amazing job of preserving the female gaze -- he must be in tight with his anima - but there's also a sense of really picking up on what made the book and first film work - whereas to me the weakest of the series is Eclipse, which is directed by a different dude - this one made 30 Days of Night - which makes sense as Eclipse is almost a sequel (I even lumped them together before I knew they had the same director in a post on the Nordic Circle rom-hor genre).  It's fine but I find Eclipse to be rather washed out color-wise, and focusing too much on action and flashbacks as opposed to grand archetypal coming-of-age myth junky metaphor soap subversion and brilliant purple and mist scenery. I should point out too that The Golden Compass has a young capable girl in the lead, boys to the side, wicked stepmother and a Catholic stand-in bad guy contingent similar to the Volturi in New Moon. Bad box office killed the chance for sequels, alas, and the Christians backlashed both for the anti-religion angle and, no doubt, the capable girl with powers angle. A case again perhaps of deep-seated castration anxiety undercutting a lot of parents and unconscious male's good sense, or maybe enhancing it. But since when have fairy tales and myths had anything to do with good sense? If they did, Red Riding Hood wouldn't even talk to the wolf in the first place, and all kids would be bored sick, and then probably have to go talk to wolves for real and get eaten and it would be your fault!


There was a time when women screenwriters ruled in Hollywood, before the code came into effect, and talking to wolves was all the rage. But with the arrival of the code in 1934 came the feeling that, like now, telling women's stories is too important to be left to women. So stories of grandiose emotion and feeling were replaced by smug sermonizing where childish women are brought to heel, weened of their immature desire to be independent by endured humiliations at the hands of twits. Twilight dares to undo all of that, to go back farther than even the pre-code box office tallies can reach, down into the murky recesses of the Brothers Grimm and pre-Inquisition alchemical magick, straight like a hot shot into the archetypal vein, the pulsing warm narcotic rush of the eternal feminine distilled and uncut, so primal it invokes knee-jerk revulsion from most men, a revulsion so deep they don't even recognize it.

If, as Bidisha says above, the profits will be used to fund more male-centric films, well, we can only hope more films about women ruling the dark abysses of true myth will succeed at the box office. Snow White and the Huntsman and Black Swan did well by their women, even if directed by men, and even Disney has dared, for the first time ever, perhaps, to make an evil queen the star of a film, Maleficent (a very interesting name, as her own 'male-efficient' animus is already running the show). Starring Angelina Jolie with Art Deco cheekbones, it could be a bust of CGI 3-D boondoggle like that James Franco Oz, or it could rock. One can only hope it doesn't end with her falling in love with some doe-eyed dork prince and abandoning her witchy black magick ways so she can dote on him hand and foot, as is done, say, in post-code films like I Married a Witch and Bell, Book, and Candle.

I still remember when Jolie sparked bonfires with her Gia-Foxfire-Girl Interrupted power. We'll have to see if there's any of that blood left in her, or if her legions of biological and adopted kids have drained her dry. I'm happy she saved the world and all, but some of just want to watch that world burn.

What's tragic isn't that we want it to watch the world burn, but that we have to clarify the 'watch' aspect to placate nervous censors, the NSA, common 'decency', Batman, and so forth. When we let life-affirming paternalistic morals even in our dreams our dark shadow hearts may have no choice to but to act out into the real, or worse, retreat --until all that's left are church socials, Lassie, freckled children, chaperones, white picket fences, and enough treacly strings to drive even a good girl straight to the devil. Isn't that why he set it up? Why he put the morals in and took himself out? The devil can't corrupt your soul when he's busy on the screen. His biggest triumph is convincing us not to put him there, not to project him out at all, just let him smolder unseen in his buried celluloid coffin like a sulky genie, until even the tiniest spark blows the whole thing off. 
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пʼятниця, 26 серпня 2011 р.

Pre-Code Capsules 8: THE NARROW CORNER, WEST OF BROADWAY, HEADLINE SHOOTER, THE CROWD ROARS, TOP SPEED

Posted on 08:58 by jackichain
THE NARROW CORNER (1933)
Directed by Alfred E. Green - ****
Finding this on TCM (part of Ralph Bellamy day) cemented the proof that 1933, not 1939, was the best year for movies. You never know what classic authors are going to ferment into wine and which to vinegar, but the South Seas commonwealth parables of W. Somerset Maugham have become a very potent wine and THE NARROW CORNER is the good stuff you keep for yourself during dark nights of the soul. Why is it so forgotten compared to, say, the self-absorbed modernist whining of THE PETRIFIED FOREST?  Where Leslie Howard's maudlin rambling smacked of self-pity in that film, Maugham's dead-eyed stare into the riptide, where life is wrest from us as a berry from a branch by a half asleep Mexican gardener, is admirable, heroic, and damned hilarious in this one! Cheers! Tape it and save it forever.

The story of a wan Brit boytoy who has to take it on the lam out of Australia when he kills... ahem... her husband, ahem, fits its star--a very young man of Hollywood royalty--Douglas Fairbanks Jr.  to a 't.' We can see in him the natural actor who's absorbed everything he saw and heard as a spoiled child in the thick of his famed father's silent era decadence and brought it to bear on his character, a peevish dork who hates the women who fight over him because then he has to kill their jealous husbands and fiancees, which here include Ralph Bellamy as the good-hearted Dutch plantation owner. And the best character is a debauched doctor (Dudley Digges) who tells his trusting Chinese servant how many (opium) 'pipes' he'll have that night, "Seven pipes tonight, no more no less," rendering him useless at critical junctures but leaving him always very droll and self-effacing and clear-eyed in his into-the-void stares; he's the type of character who no longer exists ins a cinema too busy fighting and blowing things up to ever have time to address mortality head-on.

There's also Henry Kolker as a mean old Swedish sea captain, who boasts to Arthur Hohl that he used to pilot slavers, and that he wants to gut his son-in-law (Reginald Owen) with a scaling knife. Patricia Ellis is the hot daughter, who's engaged to good-hearted Bellamy and it all makes Fairbanks feel the heel, but you can't argue with the beautiful scenery and sense that once upon a time it really was possible to buy passage on a boat from Sydney Toler pre-Chan and run out on your past, and immediately repeat it.

WEST OF BROADWAY (1931)
Dir. Harry Beaumont - **1/2
Here's a curio starring former-matinee idol John Gilbert, caught like a fly in the amber of the sound era: when he tries to sound manly and tough he just sounds hung over, speech halting awkwardly like he's sending a morse code S.O.S. in the spaces between the words of his dialogue, hoping his buddies off-camera will translate and rush... to his aid. In the early sound equipment days they were taught to take long pauses and say words... clearly.

But it's worth seeing for the brave way Gilbert captures the art of the shaky rebound. His character comes home from the war with four bullets in him, to find Ann (Madge Evans), his sweetheart off with some slime ball and his hired rebound girl Dot (Lois Moran) merely a bit 'pretty in a trashy sort of way.' "Dot the I and cross the Ann," he says, while introducing them to each other at the swanky nightclub. "Double cross."

And it's worth it for the sly way the waiter says "your package sir," and slips Gilbert a fifth wrapped in a white towel, low under the table at the club, so the prohibition cops don't see it. We here in America don't have a scene like that anymore: we do our drugs at home, except for crack. The crack den is our modern speakeasy but the class of people you meet is so much less sparkling, wouldn't you say? Hmmm?

And it's worth seeing for the sleazy, no holds-barred details of life as a hired girl who's brave enough to refuse Gilbert's hand-out (her and her girlfriend owe ten days' back rent), even as she notes of Gilbert's party there were "hands all over me." as she gropes herself in a resigned way.

Also, Gilbert's shakes are incredible. The morning after he marries the hired girl, he's got the Saint Vitus dance. And for her part it's great when she gets all furious, racistly barking at the Chinese cook, or settling down into a chair to shoot the shit about Jerry with his high class friends who come calling. And when he tries to quit drinking the cowboys are singing outside and suddenly you tap into RIO BRAVO's scene where Dean Martin almost takes a shot of whiskey while the Mariachi death song plays down the street from the jail. Moran is a little firecracker but her pal is no Joan Blondell, and when we see Gilbert ponder whether or not to keep her after their marriage's been annulled you may tap into that ambivalence Frank Sinatra had with Shirley MacLaine in SOME CAME RUNNING. But Gilbert, he was almost all the way tapped out, and it shows. Those shakes are something else.

And Gilbert's a good enough actor to use his personal desperation in a scene: you can feel his desperate stiff upper lip trembling as he finds out Ann's moved on. She could be standing for his entire female silent film fan base, which was once substantial and just as suddenly nonexistent. Like Barrymore's drunken has-been in DINNER AT EIGHT, there's a feeling of being outdated and too drunk to care, and seeing the only way to go is to get drunker and plunge into the void like a cock-eyed  W. Somerset Maughm kamikaze. All else is vanity.

HEADLINE SHOOTER (1933)
dir. Otto Brauer - ***
Frances Dee is a swell little half-pint, nearly a decade away from becoming the woman we all fell in love with in I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE (1942). How can any girl ever make sobriety sexy? Dee can. She exhibits some serious chemistry with the main, taller star of this 1933 'press corp.' action-comedy, the briefly beloved Will Gargan as a newsreel cameraman. Lee Tracy is relegated to wingman and wryly notes: "They want you to chase 'em, and once you catch 'em they hang on ya like a ton of bricks." Then he gets crushed by a ton of actual bricks while filming a warehouse fire. Ralph Bellamy is again the jilted fiancee who's really a swell guy hoping to lure Dee home, where the heart is.


This is an early example of tough-ass Warner Brothers action, with an obligatory climactic gangster shoot-out and a quite a few real-time floods, fires, and even some 'collateral value' shots lensed during the Santa Monica earthquake. It's startling how at ease the actors are around these real-time calamities, with reporter Dee offering comfort to shaken witnesses as she makes sure to get the signature on the release statement, showing that solid mix of sexy warmth and maternal compassion that would in 10 years make zombies walk with her through whispering cane fields of admiration.

THE CROWD ROARS (1932)
dir. Howard Hawks - ***
The cars are game and Cagney's explosive, but it's kind of tough to care because he's also such a shit to his women. I know how it is from being in a band: the self-disgust side effect of  being adored by people who don't know you; you come to hate them the way Dean Martin hates his girl in SOME CAME RUNNING, or Clark Gable hates Jean Harlow in RED DUST, or Cagney hates Mae Clarke in PUBLIC ENEMY.


He flips; he leaves. Ann Dvorak chases him down to the Indy 500, and we get some great scenes of Cagney asking for jobs and being turned down by various outfits, because he's lost his nerve. Lost his nerve? Cagney? A laconic, very interesting parade of Hawks-types has to say no to him, and it's here more than anywhere else you can feel the Hawksian touch in its infancy, and when Cagney finally tells Ann about the crash and the smell of McHugh's burning corpse, he cracks up in her arms, from then on it's racing with style and you know it's not just Cagney's macho racer that has to learn women are ten times wiser than men, it's Hawks too. And he does, and maybe Dvorak and Blondell are the ones that taught him, like they teach Cagney. Maybe? Maybe nothin'!

TOP SPEED (1930)
dir. Mervyn Leroy - ***
An early sound comedy-musical (with most of the music numbers cut) starring the rubber-mouthed comedian (willing to 'adopt some' with Jack Lemmon in SOME LIKE IT HOT), and a daring chronicle of the years before the Depression, this is a last gasp of college letters and class resentment. The passing era of sexual repression lingers lines like, "I'm so modest I won't allow lamb chops on the table unless they have those paper pants on." Both suggestively lewd and comically moralist, the film sums up the only sane response to the draconian, near fundamentalist level of sexual repression endured under the watchful eye of hotel detectives, chaperones, and social reform-minded wives. Herein we also learn the origins of now forgotten phrases like "over a barrel" (it's a protean kind of CPR) and "counting sheep" (apparently it was a big fad like Atkins is today, and Brown explains it complete with hand gestures). And since 1930 was such a ' scandalous' time, well, it was very easy to be scandalous. Just being caught in a hotel room with a woman not your wife could earn you a public flogging, and from thence we get those boudoir comedies of sneaking around fire escapes in one's underwear, hiding under beds while the house dick peers through the doorcrack. It's hard to get that kind of naughty steam going in our more permissive age, but here's a world where men can't show their torsos on the beach and have to wear full body swim suits. It explains a lot... about Saudi Arabia today.

Coming off like a primordial Jim Carey, Brown is a surprisingly manly presence, and when his character pretends to be a  millionaire so he can get a room at a posh hotel he sounds just like Walter Matthau, or did Matthau emulate Brown as a kid, catching films like TOP SPEED on matinees while anti-Semite bullies skulked the streets? Footage of the climactic boat race is ridiculously mismatched to Brown's rear projection drunkenness but Edward Arnold disparages the news his future son-in-law took a bribe, but in true financial savvy the pal just takes the money and screws his briber, bets it on himself via his stooge buddy Joe E. Brown, and then pockets the profit. Oh to be alive in an age where millionaires were made so effortlessly. Oh, but we'd have to get married first.
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четвер, 21 квітня 2011 р.

WC Fields Forever: The Film Forum, NYC, starting Friday 4/22

Posted on 10:56 by jackichain

It's impossible to avoid ballyhooing it up when announcing the seminal event in mine or any other film drunkard's life, the Film Forum's WC Fields retrospective, beginning tomorrow, Friday April 22nd. Unless I'm mistaken it includes every single film--even the silents and shorts--the Great Man ever appeared in. If you're unfamiliar with Fields, think Hank Quinlan in TOUCH OF EVIL if he drank more and strangled Akim Tamiroff less; think Nic Cage in LEAVING LAS VEGAS if he didn't leave, and didn't care about sex, love, or any form of gambling he couldn't cheat at; think Ray Milland in LOST WEEKEND if he stopped cringing and learned to laugh at the mouse-eating bats in his belfry. In fact, Fields would size up these aforementioned cinematic drunks and proclaim them a lot of "sissies." (He'd probably tolerate Geoffrey in UNDER THE VOLCANO, though).

Ironically, Fields never hit the big time until he was old, and almost dead, in THE BANK DICK. But he worked all through the silent era, and in Vaudeville, where he was huge, and came from a literal hard-knock life as a child in Philadelphia, a life few of us will hopefully ever come close to having. That trauma and pain was used by him as the ailment for which booze was the cure, and his clear-eyed ambivalence about the death he was drinking himself to is reflected in his existential gallows humor.


As for women, no luck or much interest sexually, but he loved to have young girls around--daughters, nieces, visiting princesses--and tolerated a slew of shrewish wives while generally steering clear of intimacy or most other physical endeavors outside of juggling, golf, deep elbow-bending, and pool, at which he was a master. He was married to booze, period, and like all true drunks, this singleness of purpose made him an almost holy figure, sanctifying him in film after film as the caretaker of abandoned orphan-style tykes and studio proteges. They were safer with Fields in his cups than they would be with any priest or adopted 'righteous' parents. Fields ferried orphans to rich relatives in SALLY IN THE SAWDUST, and POPPY while 'saving' a princess's life in YOU'RE TELLING ME, and protecting his daughter from bullies and/or suitors in MILLION DOLLAR LEGS, THE BANK DICK, and MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE. He also was given a niece in NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BREAK. Perfect companions to this staggering talent, these girls and Fields worked together in a way that was surprisingly touching, especially considering Fields' rep as a reprobate and raconteur.

But it's his aggressive carny pitchmen and towering drunks that really stick out, and who made him such a hit on college campuses in the 1960s, and ever since for some of us, you know who you are, and you need to stop to drinking, or at least stop long enough to get out to the Film Forum.

Below I've laid out the first few films of the schedule for your convenience, but you can also check it out here on the FF website. I've seen most of them (though not in these new prints) except for a few of the silents and ALICE IN WONDERLAND, so I've rated them as well, in case you need to be choosy:


Friday and Saturday - April 22/23:
IT'S A GIFT - 1934 - **** (dir. Norman Z. McLeod) / THE DENTIST 1932 - *** / MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE- 1935 - *** (dir. Clyde Bruckman)
Fields had two personae: the roustabout carny pitchman who'd rob his own grandmother to pay his bar tab, and the harried husband, stoically enduring abuse at the hands of a shrill wife and loudmouth kids until he finally (hopefully) snaps. IT'S A GIFT is far and away Fields' best in the latter category, with one memorable set piece after another. THE DENTIST has been floating around in so many butchered public domain editions that the the occasional flash of 'what the hell' as Fields ends up practically mating with one of his female patients is sometimes long lost, but not this time, Josephine! FLYING TRAPEZE is, confidentially, one of the weaker of the family man films, with primitive Hal Roach-style gags, a truly evil wife and a stepson who steals Fields' wrestling ticket and otherwise makes life hell for him and his daughter from a previous marriage. Fields endures it all until...well, look out. The best part is the beginning, a gag involving burglars breaking into Fields' homemade liquor barrel.


Sunday/Monday - April 24/25
DAVID COPPERFIELD 1935 - **** (dir. George Cukor) / ALICE IN WONDERLAND 1933 - ? - (Norman Z. McLeod)
I've never actually seen ALICE, and though I've heard it's a bupke from nearly everyone, that consensus shan't stop me from attending. Why? Fields as Humpty Dumpty! Cary Grant as a mockturtle! Etc.! I have however seen COPPERFIELD and it's first rate -- Fields was a huge Dickens fan and gave this his all -- but it's no comedy, especially with Basil Rathbone as the sadistic evil stepfather, and Fields only shows up towards the second half. But once he does show up he's so great, and the previous stuff is so grim, that tears shall surely ensue.

So if you're in NYC this coming weekend, look around for me! Say hi! Say, what's up!? You're not a jabberknowl, you're not a mooncalf, you're not those things, are you? Speaking of which, there's always some weird old man with a green plastic binder who sits right next to me, unbidden, whenever I go to revivals at the Forum, and he grins and looks at me during the jokes! It blows my mind, I can't escape him, so if you can't find me, just look for him, and shudder...
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вівторок, 29 березня 2011 р.

Hughes in 4 Hues: CAUGHT, THE CARPETBAGGERS, THE AVIATOR, ICE STATION ZEBRA

Posted on 10:55 by jackichain

A recent rare screening of Max Ophul's Hollywood film CAUGHT (1948) on TCM reveals a Howard Hughes stand-in who's just about the coolest, most terrifying version of them all! Let's look at the way Howard Hughes depictions evolved, or devolved, over the years:

CAUGHT 
1948 - ***1/2
No doubt that Max Ophuls was "a woman's director" and it's through a woman's eyes--an awkward good-girl fotune hunter mix of uncertainty and antithesis played by Barbara Bel Geddes--that we get a load of  Robert Ryan as a sociopathic captain of industry named Smith Ohlrig. Here's a guy with suits so sharply pressed and perfectly tailored he seems like he could smash through a wall without getting them rumpled.  I dug the film and thought he came across as the real hero, especially compared to his rival, James Mason's befuddled Lower East Side doctor. Bel Geddes takes a job as receptionist in Mason's LES poor folk clinic after she finds the life of a trophy dull. Meanwhile she's rich enough to set up a women's shelter all her own if she wasn't such an insufferable martyr.

Ohlrig's the only one who seems to have an inkling of what is best in life: crush your enemies, see them ruined financially before you, and hear the whiny bored sighs of der wimmen. Whether waiting in the car, or at home, all but whinnying over jigsaw puzzles by the cavernous empty fireplace, Ohlrig's women are meant to freeze in place like plastic dolls when he's not around, then spring to life as perfect hostesses when he pops in with subordinates and movie cannisters in the wee hours of the night. Despite its cliche'd soap opera girl torn between money and love narrative, CAUGHT is cool enough to almost turn me around on Ophuls, whom I've long considered insufferably bourgeois. CAUGHT shows me I better simmer down and go look again.

THE CARPETBAGGERS
1961- ***
Great Harold Robbins-bitchy camp dialogue, and the guy from The A-Team, George Peppard, as zillionaire aviator and womanizer Jonas Cord.  As I wrote in an earlier post, Cord and his hot stepmom (Caroll Baker) are like Tony and Cesca in the last reel of SCARFACE ("I can't tell whether I love you or hate you"/ "Both"), while his socialite wife rots at home. Meanwhile, Alan Ladd hangs onto his hat as western hero Nevada Smith, and Leif Erikson is Joanas Sr., who rants at his tomcat progeny: "A man's judged by what's in his head, not in his bed!"

Like Robert Ryan's Hughes in CAUGHT, Peppard's is a taciturn, ruthless businessman workaholic - but unlike CAUGHT he's also highly sexed, and suffused with daddy issues. Such a role might warrant over-playing in less capable hands, but Dmytryk and Peppard are smart enough to never let Jonas smile or betray a hint of emotion other than simmering hatred and  Peppard's voice is marvelously tinged with nasal reverb, like he's always either freshly buzzed or really hungover.

THE AVIATOR
2004 - **1/2
This was the second of the DiCaprio-Scorsese collaborations, and the character is actually supposed to be Hughes, and perhaps for that reason it's a lionization, a mythologizing, rather than a KANE-like expose of a man who owned the world but lost his girl, or something. Instead, we're supposed to swoon as Howard makes model airplanes and boffs chorus girls as his OCD blossoms over the course of a few hand-washing scenes. Also, the script cheats, such as showing Hughes, insane in his screening room, watching WINGS over and over (I guess they couldn't get the rights to ICE STAION ZEBRA!) and suddenly pulling it all together in time to head to D.C. and surmount the odds just by pointing out Alan Alda's investment in United Airlines. Cate Blanchett almost saves it as Hepburn, but the dialogue gives her little room to flourish as anything but a compendium of biography cliches now worn thin from overuse (the golf game, the night flying, the dinner with family, Spence).

For me it's all summed up in the opening scene showing Hughes as a child: his mom is washing him in an ole washtub, a stray light from a high window shining down, illuminating his little arms and chest. The orchestral score swells with import and we're clearly meant to see it as a kind of holy anointing, the boy and his female in pose of supplicated adoration. The scene 'reveals' nothing about the character other than he got spoiled early on with incestuous bathing rituals. Subtextually its an indication of artists like Marty and Leo, who've received way too much press and 'genius' labels, covering their insecurity in layers of money and period costumes and extras and a 'theme' that champions ego even as it seems to critique it (all these movies about the "one man"). Scorsese collides into a brick wall of closed-off persona in DiCaprio, and then tries to make a film around the idea of closed-off persona instead of opening Leo up like an unwilling oyster to the light of day. And so AVIATOR builds the kind of white elephant theme park that RAGING BULL used to kick down. What were the TAXI DRIVER termites for if not to collapse such weary bourgeois edifices?
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The myth of Hughes endures because he was a rich weirdo who shunned all aspects of the bourgeois elite. He was the Donald Trump of his day but less charismatic and more genuinely introverted. His later germophobia led to a solitary life spent in a screening room, pissing into jars and watching one special film over and over -- a film that's well-known now because of said repeat viewings by Hughes more than any actual quality:

ICE STATION ZEBRA
1968 - ***
Ever since I was a kid I've been fascinated by one aspect of the Hughes legend, his repeat round-the-clock viewings of ICE STATION ZEBRA. Why that movie? Why not the one I once did the same thing with, a similarly arctic adventure, 1951's THE THING? Maybe now I have the answer. A) he didn't have a copy since he probably had a falling out with Howard Hawks, and B) the THING has no submarine, and it has a girl in it.

In the old days my friends--and their dads-- and I had a thing we called: 'waiting for mom to go to bed.' As soon as we heard that patter of feet stop as she boarded her bed, we could commence the real drinking. This cool captain of industry-type father of my friend developed a habit where--after the Mrs. retired-- he'd quietly drink cognac in a snifter and watch DAS BOOT, which is like ICE STATION ZEBRA (both are submarine war films with nary a woman in the cast) over and over. Hearing about this habit, I instantly thought of ZEBRA and Hughes, and the connection was made - submarines, the ocean. Over a long summer spent at their beach house the three of us watched MOBY DICK over six times!

The peculiar appeal of war movies for intelligent, successful men like Hughes and my friend's dad likely involves the fantasy of having clear cut goals, a uniformly competent workforce, a reliable chain of command, and freedom from the anxiety of being around women, of needing to shave or reign in your bad habits, freedom from the chaos of the public sphere (i.e. women) and the orbit of the earth around the sun (it's neither night nor day below the sea). It's comforting to think that, for all their influence and power, at the end of the day rich white dudes just want to get high and hang out somewhere that's flush with poker games, flasks, bonding,and no women to tell them what to do. DodoodooBumbumbum, oh what joy.

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середа, 24 листопада 2010 р.

Gone Draper Don: THE SWIMMER (1968)

Posted on 23:53 by jackichain
"He had an inexplicable contempt for men who did not hurl themselves into pools."
-- The Swimmer, John Cheever

Of all the great white male midlife crisis epics, outside of TV's MAD MEN, who can beat the Burt Lancaster-starred adaptation of John Cheever's short story, THE SWIMMER? The recent Time Magazine cover lauding Jonathan Franzen as the literary canon's next great white hope sent a shock through the up and coming, young, brilliant and angry writing community as yet another middle-aged white male of means got noticed writing about mid-life crises, college tenure boondogles, car accidents that leave multi-generational ripples over sprawling families that interact with colorful characters and dialogue that makes everyone right down to the precocious daughter sound like the same pithy writer in love with his own voice. But the joke is on the old, not the young. Time Magazine is grasping at the last straw in the arsenal for keeping awake their dwindling upper middle class white male readership (1). The lionizing search for the next great white hope, the Norman Mailer, or F. Scott Fitzgerald, or John Cheever is not unlike the drowning grasp of the Swimmer himself. 


What's great about the 1968 adaptation of Cheever's THE SWIMMER, then, is how morbidly aware it is of the absurdity of such lionization. Where the lionizers massage and whisper ribald limericks it digs into the nasty heart of white male 'pride of ownership' and finds the rotting crotch within. This crotch wrings especially true after first going through a few episodes of MAD MEN: Don Draper and the mourning of all the sexism, racism, high-functioning alcoholism, and other -isms that we're technically 'glad' are gone-- but man, we've been so busy this decade cleaning things up--Times Square, indoor smoking, workplace sexual harassment, public dancing (forbidden in NYC), outdoor smoking, racial profiling, equal rights--that we've forgotten what we've lost: Burt Lancaster.


What happened? According to one disgruntled ex-friend of Burt's in THE SWIMMER: "You got tossed out of your golden playpen, that's what happened." As an entitled sexist white male myself, born in 1967, I grew up hearing racist, sexist and Polish jokes over parental cocktails, sitting on the couch beside them in awe, rushing to refill their drinks on request, blending the whiskey sour mix, smelling the sweet sugar sweat of hungover adults on Sunday mornings during the Dunkin Donuts run. It's built into me, along with second-hand smoke; it created me, and though I know it's all wrong I smoke nonetheless, and have an attitude of entitlement that is seldom effective. So when I see Burt in THE SWIMMER gradually sink into the deep end of illusion and time, I weep. The scene of his humiliation at the hands of the filthy ethnic grocers at the public pool especially wrankles. This is the ultimate in both comeuppance and validation of the class system the film is watching die. When the playing field is equal, the lowest common denominator always rules. Once you let the poor people in, your pool is officially a slum - it never works vice versa. On the other hand, maybe it's you who was the slum the whole time, Mr. Merrill!

"Ya wanna know what your kids thought of ya, Mr. Merrill?" the grocer says. "They thought you were a big joke!" Exemplifying the nouveu riche (they're the ones who have to tell you how much everything cost), they're like devouring birds who wolf down our swimming aficionado like one of Sebastian's baby turtles.

Standing forth from the fray and creating the film's most touching scene is Joan Rivers, playing just a guest covering her bad skin with more makeup at the ethnic ugly new money afternoon bash. She sees--just for a minute--a chance at something new and exciting by driving him off to a quick one. But before she can find her car keys it passes. Everyone But Lancaster meets before her is either oblivious or resentful but Joan is just lonesome and hung over, and her sad yet witty resilience creates a small oasis of realness in the downward spiral, like if Burt wanted he could just scram out of there, grab a fifth of vodka from the bar on their way past, hop in her BMW back down the river to the East 82nd street and shack up for a lost weekend... And he'd never have to get his well-deserved comeuppance. It's easy! I've done it a thousand times!


Never go back to the house, Burt. Never get out of the goddamned pool. Just grab the first boat that comes along. Absolutely goddamned right. Burt in THE SWIMMER, doesn't get in the boat, and it sails without him. The age of the great white sharky novel sinks as he pounds the iron doors of his golden playpen like its the locked steerage gate on the Titanic. His future is all used up. His key don't fit that lock on his door. Another mule has long ago kicked down his stall.

Released in 1968, THE SWIMMER is like the last helicopter out of hippie-swarmed Saigon. Burt swims backwards like a sperm whale who realizes there's a prophylactic fishing net ahead. But there's no going back, oh paragon, your day of slapping polyester asses and drinking the world into a hazy welcome mat is over. Swim to the sea, Cheever of Men, if it will have you, but know there's lots of other sharks fighting over every last late-night co-ed summer break swimmer, and for far too long you've coasted in a sea of spoonfed chum. Are your teeth sharp? Is your skin hard? Is your mouth a little weak? Are you smart? Or would you rather be a duck? Quack for us, Mr. Draper, quack a little dream... of Time.

NOTES:
1. My dad's subscribed to TIME all my life, and I grew up reading Richard Corliss and carbonizing my growth hormones via their pictures of Cheryl Tiegs and Charlie's Angels. It's informed my development for better or worse. I hate it but it's a part of me, that's a fact.
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  • 70s Dads
  • 9 1/2 weeks
  • 9 monkeys
  • aa
  • Aaron Spelling
  • abbi jacobson
  • ABC
  • Abel Ferrara
  • abortion
  • abstraction
  • abuse
  • acid
  • acting
  • Action
  • actor's studio
  • actresses
  • Adam Roarke
  • Adam Sandler
  • Adam Wingard
  • Addiction
  • Adrian Pasdar
  • Adrienne Barbeau
  • adult
  • Adult Books
  • adultery
  • African
  • African American
  • After school special
  • Ahab
  • AIP
  • air-mail
  • airmen
  • airplanes
  • Akira
  • Akira Kurosawa
  • Al Jolson
  • Al Santos
  • alain robbe-grillet
  • Alan Arkush
  • Alan Ladd
  • albert finney
  • Albert Maysles
  • Alchemy
  • alcohol
  • Alcoholics Anonymous
  • Alcoholism
  • Alec Baldwin
  • Alexander Payne
  • Alexandra Breckenridge
  • Alexandra Hay
  • Alfred Hitchcock
  • Ali Larter
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Alien
  • alien abduction
  • Alien conspiracy
  • alienation
  • aliens
  • Allegory
  • Allen Jenkins
  • Altamont
  • Amanda Warren
  • Ambiguity
  • America
  • American
  • American Horror Story
  • Amnesia
  • amok
  • amok animals
  • amos poe
  • amy allan
  • Anarchy
  • ancient rome
  • androids
  • Andrzej Zulawski
  • Andy Serkis
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Angelo Rossitto
  • Anima psychosis
  • animals
  • Animus
  • Anita Loos
  • Anita Pallenberg
  • Ann Revere
  • Anna Carlisle
  • Anna Christie
  • anna karina
  • Anna May Wong
  • Anna Paquin
  • Anna Sten
  • Anne Francis
  • Anne Hathaway
  • annet mahendru
  • Antichrist
  • Anton Grot
  • Antonioni
  • anxiety
  • apocalypse
  • April Fools
  • Aquarius
  • Arabs
  • Archetpyal
  • archetypal
  • Archetypal Psychology
  • archetype
  • Argentina
  • Argento
  • Armageddon
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Arous
  • art
  • art scene
  • Arthur Hunnicutt
  • asa butterfield
  • Asexuality
  • asherah
  • ashley cahill
  • Asia Argento
  • astronaut
  • audio mimesis
  • Aurora
  • Automaton
  • Ava Gardner
  • Avengers
  • aviation
  • awesome horror
  • Ayahuasca
  • ayuhuasca
  • Aziz Anzari
  • Baader-Meinhof
  • Baby Doll
  • Backwoods
  • Bad
  • bad faith
  • balls
  • ballyhoo
  • BAM
  • Barbara Crampton
  • Barbara Hershey
  • Barbara Stanwyck
  • Baroque
  • Barry Shear
  • bars
  • Barton Fink
  • Basil Rathbone
  • basquiat
  • Batman
  • Batman Returns
  • Baudrillard
  • bawdy
  • beaches
  • Beards
  • beatles
  • Beatrice Dalle
  • Beckett
  • Bela Lugosi
  • Bella
  • Ben Hecht
  • Benicio Del Toro
  • bergman
  • Bertolt Brecht
  • Best of decade
  • Bette Davis
  • Betty Blue
  • bi-polar
  • Big Liebowski
  • Big Red One
  • Big Sur
  • Bikers
  • Bill Clinton
  • Bill Gunn
  • billie piper
  • Bing Crosby
  • Biography
  • birth
  • bisexual
  • Black
  • Black Cat
  • black comedy
  • Black Dahlia
  • Black Metal
  • Black Star
  • blackface
  • Blacklist
  • blade runner
  • blank generation
  • blaxploitation
  • Bleeding Skull
  • Blind Dead
  • Bloggers
  • Blondes
  • blood
  • blue meanings
  • Blueberry
  • Bob Geldoff
  • bob guccione
  • Bob Hope
  • Bohemian Grove
  • Bombshell
  • Bon Rafelson
  • bondage
  • Bonnie Brown
  • boondoggle
  • bootleggers
  • bootlegging
  • Boris Karloff
  • bourgeois
  • bowery
  • Brad Pitt
  • Bradley Cooper
  • Brain
  • brain damage
  • brainwashing
  • Bramwell Fletcher
  • Brazil
  • Brecht
  • Breillat
  • Brenda Wiley
  • Bret Easton Ellis
  • Brian Cox
  • Brian De Palma
  • Brian Donlevy
  • Brian Glazer
  • Brian Wilson
  • Bright Lights
  • Brit Marling
  • British
  • broad city
  • Broderick Crawford
  • Brooke Shields
  • Bruce Lee
  • Bruce McCall
  • Bruce Willis
  • Bruno Forzani
  • Bruno Ve Sota
  • Buddha
  • Buddhalution
  • Buddhism
  • Bueno Aires
  • Buenos Aires
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Burl Ives
  • Burma
  • Burns and Allen
  • Burt Lancaster
  • burt reynolds
  • Busby Berkeley
  • Busby Berkley
  • Buster Crabbe
  • Cabin Fever
  • Caligula
  • camille paglia
  • camp
  • Camping
  • Canada
  • Canadian
  • Candace Hilligoss
  • Candice DeLong
  • Cannibalism
  • Cannibals
  • capital crime
  • Capitalism
  • Cappucine
  • Carey Mulligan
  • Carlos
  • Carmen Sternwood
  • Carmilla
  • Carol Channing
  • Carole Lombard
  • Caroll Baker
  • Carrie
  • carrie white burns in hell
  • Carroll Baker
  • Cartoons
  • Cary Grant
  • Casablanca
  • Casey Anthony
  • casinos
  • Cassavettes
  • castavet
  • castration
  • Cat Women
  • Cate Blanchett
  • catherine deneuve
  • Catherine Keener
  • Catherine Mary Stewart
  • Catherine Zeta Jones
  • Catholicism
  • Catholics
  • Cecil B. DeMille
  • Cesca
  • CGI
  • Channing Tatum
  • Charles Bickford
  • Charles Coburn
  • Charles Dickens
  • Charles Farrell
  • Charles Haid
  • Charles Kaufman
  • Charles Laughton
  • Charles MacArthur
  • Charles Manson
  • Charlie Bronson
  • Charlie McCarthy
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Charlies' Angels
  • Charlize Theron
  • Charlotte Gainsbourg
  • Charlotte Rampling
  • Cheap Trick
  • Cheech and Chong
  • Cher
  • Cherie Curie
  • Cheryl Ladd
  • chick flick
  • childhood
  • children
  • Children's Hospital
  • Children's liberation movement
  • Chile
  • Chloe
  • Chloe Grace Moretz
  • Chris Hemsworth
  • Chris Nolan
  • Chrisopher Lloyd
  • Chrisopher Walken
  • Christ
  • Christendom
  • Christian Bale
  • Christianity
  • Christina Rosetti
  • Christmas
  • Christophe Waltz
  • Christopher Jones
  • Christopher Lee
  • Christopher Nolan
  • chronicle
  • chthonic
  • Chuck Norris
  • cia
  • Cibo Matto
  • Cinematography
  • Cinq au sept
  • citizen kane
  • City Gardens
  • Civil War
  • Claire Denis
  • Clara Bow
  • Clarence Brown
  • Clarence Muse
  • Clark Gable
  • classic horror
  • Classism
  • Claude Raines
  • Claude Rains
  • Claudette Colbert
  • Cliff Robertson
  • Clint Eastwood
  • clitorectomy
  • cocaine
  • cockblocking
  • Cocoa Cola
  • Cocteau
  • Coen brothers
  • Coffy
  • Coke Ennyday
  • Cold War
  • Colin Farrell
  • Colin Firth
  • collagen
  • colonialism
  • Colorado
  • Columbia
  • Comedy
  • Comedy horror
  • Communism
  • computer games
  • Conan
  • conan barbarian
  • Confederacy
  • conflict diamonds
  • Conrad Veidt
  • conservativism
  • conspiracy
  • Constance Bennett
  • controversy
  • Coppola
  • Copyright issues
  • Cormac McCarthy
  • Cornell Woolrich
  • Corruption
  • Counterculture
  • Country Joe
  • Cpnspiracy
  • crack
  • Craig Robinson
  • crank
  • crazy
  • Creepshow
  • Crestwood
  • Crime
  • criterion
  • Critics
  • Cryogenics
  • Crypto-fascism
  • crystal skull
  • Cul-de-sac
  • cults
  • cultural theory
  • Curtis Harrington
  • Cyd Charise
  • Czech new wave
  • daimonic reality
  • Dakota Fanning
  • Dan Curtis
  • Dance
  • Dance marathon
  • dancing
  • Daniel Ekeroth
  • Daniel McBride
  • Daniel Plainview
  • Daniel Radcliffe
  • Danny Trejo
  • Dario Argento
  • Darionioni Nuovo
  • Dark Secret of Harvest Home
  • Dark Shadows
  • Darwin
  • Dashiell Hammett
  • Daughter Italian Ripp London Ralph Bates Susan Brodrick
  • Daughter of Horror
  • Dave Chapelle
  • David Brandon
  • David Cronenberg
  • David Cross
  • David Del Valle
  • David Fincher
  • David Hemmings
  • David Icke
  • David Letterman
  • David Lynch
  • David Niven
  • David O Russell
  • Dazed and Confused
  • DC Comics
  • Dead
  • dead files
  • Deadgirl
  • Deadly Women
  • Dean Martin
  • Dean Stockwell
  • death
  • death drive
  • death fetishist
  • Deborah Kerr
  • decadence
  • decapitation
  • Defection
  • Dellamorte Dellamore
  • Delphine Seyrig
  • Dementia
  • Demi Moore
  • Demons
  • denise richards
  • Denmark
  • dennis hopper
  • Depression
  • Desert
  • Detective Magazines
  • Detectives
  • detournement
  • Devil
  • Devil Commands
  • devouring other
  • Diablo Cody
  • Diane Keaton
  • diane selwyn
  • Diane Varsi
  • DIaspora
  • Dick Foran
  • Dick Powell
  • Dinah Shore
  • dinners
  • Dino De Laurentiis
  • Dino De Laurentis
  • dinosaurs
  • disaster
  • disillusionment
  • Disney
  • DMT
  • DNA
  • Dogme 95
  • dogs
  • Dogville
  • Dolores Del Rio
  • Dolores Fuller
  • Dolph Lundgren
  • Domestic violence
  • Dominique Strauss-Kahn
  • Dominique Swain
  • Domino Harvey
  • Don Coscarelli
  • Don Rickles
  • Donal Cammell
  • Donald Pleasance
  • Dopey
  • Dorothy Lamour
  • dostoyevsky
  • Douglas Fairbanks
  • Douglas Fairbanks Jr.
  • downtown
  • Dracula
  • dreams
  • Drew Barrymore
  • drinking
  • drinking games
  • Drug addiction
  • drugs
  • Drunken Monkey
  • Duane Jones
  • duff gardens
  • Duke Ellington
  • Dustin Hoffman
  • Dusting Hoffman
  • DW Griffith
  • dwarfs
  • Dyatlov Pass
  • Dylan
  • Dylan Baker
  • Dylan McDermott
  • dystopia
  • Eagles
  • East Germany
  • ecological horror
  • Ed Dorado
  • ed wood
  • eddie nugent
  • Edgar Allen Poe
  • Edgar Bergen
  • Edgar Ramirez
  • Edgar wright
  • Edmund Goulding
  • Edmund Lowe
  • education
  • Edward Arnold
  • Edward Dmytryk
  • Edward Everett Horton
  • Edwige Fenech
  • Ego
  • Egypt
  • Egyptology
  • eisa gonzalez
  • el rey
  • Eli Wallach
  • Eliza Dushku
  • Elizabeth Hurley
  • Elizabeth Taylor
  • Ellen Burstyn
  • Ellen Page
  • Elliot Gould
  • Elliot Nugent
  • Elm Street
  • Elvis
  • Elvis Presley
  • EMA
  • Emily Blunt
  • Emily Watson
  • Emir Kusturica
  • Emma Roberts
  • emperor
  • Endless Love
  • England
  • Enlightenment
  • Ennio Morricone
  • ennui
  • ensemble
  • environmentalism
  • Eric Jonrosh
  • Eric Romer
  • Erich Kuersten
  • Erich von Stroheim
  • Errol Flynn
  • escorts
  • Espionage
  • Eugene O'Neill
  • Europe
  • European
  • Eva Green
  • Eva Mendes
  • Evan Peters
  • Evil
  • evolution
  • excess
  • Existenitalism
  • existential
  • Existentialism
  • Exorcist
  • exotica
  • Experience
  • experimental
  • Exploitation
  • Eyes of Laura Mars
  • Facebook
  • Fairuza Balk
  • fairy tale
  • fairy tales
  • Fakery
  • family drama
  • family dynamics
  • fantasy
  • Fanu
  • farce
  • Farrah Fawcett
  • fascism
  • Fashion
  • Fassbinder
  • Fate
  • fatherhood
  • Fay Adler
  • Fay Wray
  • Faye Dunaway
  • Female Convict Scorpion
  • feminism
  • Fernando De Leo
  • Ferris Bueller
  • Fight Club
  • Film Critics
  • Film Forum
  • Film Noir
  • film preservation
  • Film Theory
  • films
  • Final Destination
  • first national
  • Five Stairsteps
  • five to seven
  • Florence
  • Florence and the Machines
  • Flower Power
  • Folk
  • folk music
  • fool
  • Ford Beebe
  • Forest
  • France
  • Frances Dee
  • Francis Ford Coppola
  • Franco Nero
  • Franco Zeffirelli
  • Francois Dorleac
  • Frank Morgan
  • Frank Sinatra
  • frankenstein
  • Frankenstenia
  • Franklin Pangborn
  • freaks
  • Fred Ward
  • Freddy Kruger
  • Frederic March
  • free love
  • freebase
  • French
  • french girls
  • French New Wave
  • french revolution
  • freud
  • Freudian
  • Fritz Lang
  • Fritz Lieber
  • frostbite
  • Fulci
  • Fundamentalism Christianity
  • fury
  • Fuzzy Night
  • gaby hoffmann
  • Gale Sondergaard
  • gambling
  • Gang violence
  • gangster
  • Gangsters
  • Gary Cooper
  • Gary Morris
  • Gary Oldman
  • Gaspar Noe
  • Gender
  • gender issues
  • gender reassignment surgery
  • Gene Evans
  • Gene Kelly
  • Gene Tierney
  • George Bernard Shaw
  • George C. Scott
  • George Chakris
  • George Clooney
  • george harrison
  • george lazenby
  • George Peppard
  • George Reed
  • George Romero
  • George Sanders
  • George Zucco
  • Georgina Reilly
  • German Expressionism
  • Germans
  • Germany
  • ghost america
  • ghosts
  • Ghoulardi
  • giallo
  • giant spider
  • Giant Spiders
  • Gig Young
  • gigolo
  • gillian robespierre
  • gin
  • Ginger Rogers
  • ginger snaps
  • giorgio moroder
  • Giovanni Lombardo Radice
  • girl power
  • Girls
  • Glasgow
  • Glenda Farrell
  • Glenda Jackson
  • Globalization
  • Gloria Stuart
  • Go Ask Alice
  • God
  • Godard
  • Godfather
  • Godzilla
  • Golden Turkey
  • Golem
  • Gone With the Wind
  • Gonzo
  • Goodfellas
  • Gore
  • Gore Vidal
  • Gort
  • Goth
  • Gothic
  • Government
  • Graveyard
  • gravity
  • Great Britain
  • great depression
  • greed
  • greenwich village
  • Gregory Peck
  • Gregory Ratoff
  • Greta Garbo
  • greys
  • Grindhouse
  • Grizzly Adams
  • Groucho Marx
  • Guggenheim
  • guide
  • gunfights
  • Guns
  • Guru
  • guy debord
  • Gwenyth Paltrow
  • Gwili Andre
  • H.G. Welles
  • habitat
  • Haight-Ashbury
  • HAL 9000
  • Hal Holbrook
  • Halloween
  • hallucinations
  • Hammer
  • handheld horror
  • Hanging Man
  • Happiness
  • Harlem
  • Harold Robbins
  • Harrison Ford
  • Harry Hamlin
  • Harry Nilsson
  • Harvey Keitel
  • haters
  • haunted house
  • hauntings
  • Hazel Court
  • Heather Graham
  • heaven
  • Heckler
  • Helen Hayes
  • Helena Bonham Carter
  • Helene Cattet
  • Hell
  • Hell's Angels
  • henri clouzot
  • Henry Fonda
  • Henry Hill
  • Herbert Marshall
  • Herk Harvey
  • heroin
  • Herschel Gordon Lewis
  • High School
  • highway safety
  • hillbillies
  • Hills Have Eyes
  • Hinduism
  • hippies
  • Hipster
  • hit girl
  • Hitler
  • holidays
  • Hollywood
  • Hollywood Haunted Babylon
  • hollywood sewing circle
  • Hollywood USA
  • Homophobia
  • homosexuality
  • hope lange
  • horror
  • Horror Demons Monsters Hippies Sex
  • Horror films
  • horror screenwriter
  • Horror terror
  • horses
  • hospitals
  • Howard Hawks
  • Howard Hughes
  • Hubris
  • Hugh Herbert
  • Hugh Jackman
  • Hugo Weang
  • Humphrey Bogart
  • Hundustani
  • Hunger
  • hungry charlie's
  • Hunter S. Thompson
  • Huntsman
  • Hurt Locker
  • Hypnotism
  • Hypocrisy
  • Hysteria
  • Ian McKellen
  • Ice Age
  • IFC
  • ilana glazer
  • Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS
  • imitators
  • immortality
  • imperialism
  • In Bruges
  • incest
  • incompetence
  • indecent
  • Indiana Jones
  • Indie
  • Inept
  • infringement
  • Ingrid Bergman
  • Inishmore
  • initiation
  • Insanity
  • Internet
  • intolerance
  • intoxication
  • Isabelle Adjani
  • Italian
  • Italian-American
  • Italy
  • J. Edgar Hoover
  • jack arnold
  • Jack Benny
  • Jack Hill
  • Jack Nicholson
  • Jack Nitzsche
  • Jack Torrance
  • Jackie Coogan
  • Jackie Earle Haley
  • Jackie Gleason
  • jacobean
  • Jacques Dutronc
  • jake gyllenhaal
  • james bond
  • James Caan
  • James Cagney
  • James Cameron
  • James Coburn
  • James Davidson
  • James Deen
  • James Fox
  • James Franco
  • james huberty
  • James Mason
  • James McHattie
  • James Taylor
  • James Toback
  • James Watkins
  • James Whale
  • jamie dornan
  • Jamie Lee Curtis
  • Jan De Bont
  • Jane Asher
  • Jane Birkin
  • Jane Campion
  • Jane Fonda
  • Janet Leigh
  • Janice Rule
  • janos
  • Japan
  • Japanese
  • Jaqueline MacInnes Wood
  • Jason Patric
  • Jason Reitman
  • Javier Bardem
  • Jay Baruchel
  • Jazz
  • Jean Claude Van Damme
  • Jean Harlow
  • Jean Luc Godard
  • Jean Michel Gondry
  • Jeff Bridges
  • Jeff Goldblum
  • Jeff Morrow
  • Jemima Kirke
  • Jennifer
  • jennifer connelly
  • Jennifer Jones
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Jennifer's Body
  • jenny slate
  • Jeremy Renner
  • Jerry Lewis
  • Jess Franco
  • Jesse Eisenberg
  • Jessica Alba
  • Jill Banner
  • Jim Breuer
  • Jim Crow
  • Jimi Hendrix
  • jimi page
  • Jimmy Page
  • Joan Blondell
  • Joan Collins
  • joan crawford
  • Joan Jett
  • Joan of Arc
  • Joanne Woodward
  • Joe Cocker
  • Joe E. Brown
  • Joe Kubert
  • joe massot
  • Joe Pesci
  • joel mccrea
  • Joel Schumacher
  • john agar
  • John Barrymore
  • John Bonham
  • John Carpenter
  • John Carradine
  • John Cusack
  • John Cusak
  • John Ford
  • John Garfield
  • John Gilbert
  • John Goodman
  • John Heard
  • John Huston
  • john lennon
  • john lurie
  • John Malkovich
  • john monk saunders
  • John Parker
  • John Phillip Law
  • John Sebastian
  • John Stahl
  • John Wayne
  • Johnny Depp
  • joint
  • Joker
  • Jon Beller
  • Jon Voight
  • Jonas Cord
  • Josef Von Sternberg
  • Joseph Campbell
  • Joseph McCarthy
  • Josh Brolin
  • josh hartnett
  • Joshn Brolin
  • Jude Law
  • Judi Bowker
  • judi dench
  • Judy Davis
  • Judy Garland
  • Julia Roberts
  • Julian Barett
  • Julianne Moor
  • Julie Bishop
  • Julie Harris
  • Juliette Lewis
  • Jung
  • Jungian
  • jungle
  • junk
  • Juno Temple
  • Jurgen Prochnow
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Juvenile Delnquency
  • kali
  • karate
  • Karen Morely
  • Karina Longworth
  • Karl Malden
  • Karyn Kusama
  • Kate Bosworth
  • Kate Jackson
  • Kate Valk
  • Kate Winslet
  • Kathryn Bigelow
  • katniss
  • Katrina Bowden
  • Kay Francis
  • Keira Knightley
  • Keith Richards
  • Kelli Maroney
  • Ken Russell
  • Kenneth Anger
  • Ketamine
  • Kevin Smith
  • KGB
  • kiefer sutherland
  • Kiele Sanchez
  • Kiera Knightley
  • Killer Whale
  • Kim Morgan
  • Kim Novak
  • Kimberly Linn
  • Kirsten Dunst
  • Klaus Kinski
  • Klute
  • Kristen Stewart
  • Kristen Wiig
  • Kristina Lokken
  • Kubrick
  • Kurt Russell
  • La Cava
  • la nouvelle justine
  • lacan
  • lacanian
  • Lake Bell
  • Lambda
  • Lana del Rey
  • Lana Turner
  • Lance Rock
  • language barriers
  • Lars Von Trier
  • Las Vegas
  • last year at marienbad
  • Laura La Plante
  • Lauren Bacall
  • Laurence Olivier
  • Le Tigre
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Lee Marvin
  • Lee Tracy
  • legalize it
  • Lena Dunham
  • Leni Riefenstahl
  • Leo Carrillo
  • Leo Di Caprio
  • Leonardo Dicaprio
  • Les Grossman
  • lesbian
  • Lesbian Sex
  • Lesbianism
  • Lesbians
  • Leslie Nielsen
  • Let's Scare Jessica to Death
  • lewd
  • Lewis Carroll
  • Liam Neeson
  • Lili Taylor
  • Lililan Gish
  • Lily Damita
  • limousines
  • Linda Fiorentino
  • lindsay lohan
  • Lionel Atwill
  • Lionel Barrymore
  • Lionel Stander
  • liquid karma
  • Lisa Houle
  • Liz
  • lizard queen
  • llewyn davis
  • Lohengrin
  • Lolita
  • Lon Chaney Jr.
  • Lon Chaney Sr.
  • London
  • Lord Lhus
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Loretta Yong
  • loretta young
  • Lorne Michaels
  • Lorraine Warren
  • Los Angeles
  • Lotte Lenya
  • louise fazenda
  • Love
  • lsd
  • Lubitsch
  • Luc Besson
  • Lucien Prival
  • Lucille Ball
  • Lucio Fulci
  • Lucretia Martel
  • luis bunuel
  • Luke Jordan
  • Lupe Velez
  • lycanthrope
  • lydia lunch
  • lynch mobs
  • Lynn Lowry
  • M. Night Shyamalan
  • Macbeth
  • Mad Men
  • Madge Evans
  • Madness
  • Mae West
  • Mafia
  • magic
  • Magnificent Ambersons
  • Mako
  • malcolm lowry
  • malcolm mcdowell
  • Mamas and the Papas
  • Mandy Moore
  • Manhattan
  • Manny Farber
  • Manson
  • mantis aliens
  • Marg Helgenberger
  • Maria Montez
  • Marian Marsh
  • Marianne Faithfull
  • Marie Antoinette
  • marijuana
  • Marilyn Monroe
  • Mario Bava
  • Mark Frost
  • Marki Bey
  • Marlene Clark
  • marlene dietrch
  • Marlene Dietrich
  • marlon brando
  • Marni Nixon
  • Marnie
  • Marquis de Sade
  • Martial Arts
  • Martin McDonagh
  • Martin Ransohoff
  • Martin Scorsese
  • Martine Beswick
  • martyrdom
  • Marvel
  • Marwencol
  • Mary Astor
  • Mary Shelly
  • Mary Woronov
  • masculinity
  • Masochism
  • masonic
  • masons
  • Matador
  • Matango
  • Materialism
  • matriarchy
  • Matt Dillon
  • Matthew Wilder
  • Maureen O'Hara
  • Max Ophuls
  • Max Rosenblum
  • Maya Deren
  • Maya Rudolph
  • McGowan
  • media studies
  • medical
  • Megan Fox
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